Category:Jokes

Puns
 * 1) What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
 * 2) Why can't a bicycle can't stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.

Riddles
 * 1) I am round and red. My meat is also red. Some people think I am a vegetable. People like to put me in salad. What am I?